45's ABC: An Alternative Alphabet Book
To Trump All Others

45's ABC showcases twenty six of the best letters of
the alphabet with crazy, colorful characters telling
the story of the dysfunctional Trump presidency

From A to Z, you'll see what happens when
Alternative Facts meet Zombie Zealots and you'll
meet some very fine people along the way
45's ABC has only the best words with only the best letters and only the best pictures
There's Executive Time with Evangelicals, a Gaga Graham, Javanka and Snowflakes to Whomp and Stomp

52 BIGLY pages - a beautiful classy job for adults and children - whether winners, losers or haters

Probably, maybe, definitely a bestseller or a Nobel Prize winner

45's ABC is unimpeachable
 
45's ABC Doing Good...No, GREAT

For every copy of 45's ABC that you order, 10% of profits go to the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)

Totally bogus, FAILING organization with some bad hombres, but we think they need the help. This makes it sporting.
Let's sell a billion copies of 45's ABC so we can flood them with cash. They won't know what to do. SAD!
 
45's ABC: An Alternative Alphabet Book To Trump All Others
45's ABC showcases twenty six of the best letters of the alphabet with crazy, colorful characters telling the story of the dysfunctional Trump presidency.

52 BIGLY pages - a beautiful classy job for adults and children - whether winners, losers or haters. Probably, maybe, definitely a bestseller or a Nobel Prize winner.
From A to Z, you'll see what happens when Alternative Facts meet Zombie Zealots and you'll meet some very fine people along the way

45's ABC Doing Good...No, GREAT
Authors
John Barron Dennison
The Words
I do Government, I do Real Estate, I do Words. The best Words with the best Letters. I can't share more without an NDA. Have you signed an NDA?

Greg McLeod
The Pictures
I do Pictures. I win awards for Pictures.
So Much Praise, So Much WINNING
Some people are saying that 45's ABC should win the Nobel Prize. Some people, who am I to say? It is genius. Some are saying that. It is beautiful - THE BEST. Ask anyone. It's very popular in Greenland, as well. Very popular, little known fact. Very big there, we're hearing great things.
John Barron Dennison
Government Administration, Real Estate, The Best Words
I read this book every night, normally just after midnight. Sometimes Bolton comes over; he's lonely now. It helps me remember when I came into being, but also the good times, the best times.
Covfefe
Stream of Consciousness Productions
Effective immediately, everyone should improve their national alphabet security by reading 45's ABC.
The Bolton Bomb
Tehran Express Enterprises
It started as beautiful, personal letters. Now it's a great and beautiful vision. All the beautiful letters, all very personal. We'll always have Sentosa and Hanoi.
Kim
Little Rocket Man
So Much Praise, So Much WINNING
Some people are saying that 45's ABC should win the Nobel Prize. Some people, who am I to say? It is genius. Some are saying that. It is beautiful - THE BEST. Ask anyone. It's very popular in Greenland, as well. Very popular, little known fact. Very big there, we're hearing great things.
John Barron Dennison
Government Administration, Real Estate, The Best Words
I read this book every night, normally just after midnight. Sometimes Bolton comes over; he's lonely now. It helps me remember when I came into being, but also the good times, the best times.
Covfefe
Stream of Consciousness Productions
Effective immediately, everyone should improve their national alphabet security by reading 45's ABC.
The Bolton Bomb
Tehran Express Enterprises
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